Apparently Dr. Laura, of television fame, said that homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18: 22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following are some funny responses to Dr. Laura's statement.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided that they are purchased from a neighboring country. Can you clarify since I want to own a Canadian.
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. What do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know from Leviticus 11: 6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
4. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
5. Leviticus 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
Enjoy! Happy travels.
P.S. It would be a darn shame if I couldn't own a Canadian
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