Elderly lady in church

An elderly lady in church wrote her husband the following note, "I just let a silent fart. What should I do?" Her husband replied, "Change your hearing aids!" This seems a great way to start our Sunday. Now if I could only get such a note in church today.......All kidding aside I am looking forward to John's sermon. So often he seems to know exactly what the congregation needs to hear and his message hits home especially with us. I will keep you posted. Happy travels.