In today's San Antonio Express - News, Tuesday, February 12, 2008, we found the following quote on the honeymoon phase. Eva Longoria said, "We're still in the honeymoon phase. I love him ---but I don't fart in front of him!" Eva is married to Tony Parker who plays foward for the Antonio Spurs. In her spare time she is also one of the cutie Desperate Housewives.
I am pleased that they are still in the honeymoon phase and wonder when the announcement will come that they have moved on to the next phase. Probably, there will not be an announcement, but it would be enlightening. Most of us married folks have learned to get along with a partner that has gas problems. There are several books out that imply that farts are funny, and I believe, for the most part, that would be true. Sometimes, no matter how much you try, they sneak out and then loudly announce their presence one way or another. So, Eva and Tony - enjoy this honeymoon phase as long as you can.
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